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The Light Wizzard in the Flesh, will now define a Rant in Step 0, from the Viewpoint of the Lightside in Terms the Darkside can understand.
When I was a Child I imaged a Creature that plagued all Human Kind throughout the Ages, it was Half Rat and Half Ant, they brought the Disease of the Sewer Rat, with the Strength of the Ant.
The Rant would crawl up Sheeple in their hour of Despair, and would sit in the middle of their back, and would stay there till yew would speak their mind, thus getting the Rant off their Back.
A Rant is a short story about what is bothering yew, it allows yew to vent yewer frustration about something, in a way that drives the Rant away.
The Yew Tube Crowd loves Rants, because they are around 3 minutes long, and that is the length of their attention span, but that is just the Rant Speaking...
The First time yew have a Rant about a Subject, it's a Step 0 Rant, the next Rant on this Subject moves up to the next Step, so Step by Step the Rants March on.
Rants are not always Fun to get off Yewer Back, because they can be very Painful, like a Torn in yewer Foot, but the longer yew leave them there, the deeper they will Dig in, like a Tic feeding on Yewer Emotions.
A Rant can be anything that bothers Yew, and does not need to bother other Sheeple, but it is not a message to get back at someone for something they did, Rants are not meant to Offend anyone, rather its aimed at the World in General, so it can be applied to anyone and everyone, because the only thing a Rant feeds off of is what is bothering all of Yew.
Yew should Share yewer Rants with everyone yew know, then they can share yewer Rants with everyone they know, then yewer Rant will slowly Change the World.
Rants should always have a Point, a Pointless Rant is a Rant in itself.
Once yew Rant, yew should feel better to get that Rant off yewer Back, so yew Rant about Ranting, so yew Rant all yew want.
I have to listen to Rants all the Time, most of yew Call them Prayers... So Remember who You are, and look in a Mirror when I ask You who IAM, because yew know who IAM...
IAM the Light,
IAM the Darkness,
IAM every shade of Grey in between.
IAM the Light Wizzard in the Flesh.
